
The plan was to drive to Troutbeck, then climb Wansfell. It’s a modest peak, though steep in the approach, as I recall, and it peters out where the big fells are only just getting going. But I thought it would be plenty for the day, and it would get me back into the Lakes where I have not walked since before the COVID restrictions.
Parking’s a bit tight in Troutbeck so, just in case, plan B was to slip over the Kirkstone Pass to Patterdale and do something from there instead, if Troutbeck let us down. And, sadly, Troutbeck did let us down. The last of the slots on the secret (and free) carpark had all gone by 9:15. So, plan B swung into action, only for us to discover the Kirkstone pass was shut for repairs. There was no plan C.
The last thing I wanted now was to end up in the parallel universe of the central lakes, a place of bottlenecked traffic, and zombie crowds. And I especially didn’t want to end up in Grasmere. But when you’ve no plan C, and you’re trying to make up something on the hoof, strange things happen, and, in the end, Grasmere it was. The parking here is not free, and it’s 50p to pee. It’s nice to see the place has not lost its touch.
It was 2010 when I last walked from Grasmere. I went up Tarn Crag, crossed the head of Far Easedale, then returned along the ridge to Helm Crag. But we’re not up to that today. Instead, a simple walk to Easedale Tarn is more our speed. The sun is shining, the morning is fresh, and there are lots of pretty waterfalls along the way.
Reading back about that walk, I did a lot of moaning. The price of parking, and the contempt with which visitors are treated in the shops particularly vexed me. I even took a picture of my parking ticket – shock horror – but those prices seem quaint today. Yes, I have a difficult relationship with Grasmere, though I suppose all tourist traps are the same. I remember being here when my children were still in nappies, and discovered we’d run out – not a situation a parent wants to find themselves in. So I enquired desperately of the chemist, who found my predicament amusing and explained how so few babies are born in Grasmere it wasn’t worth his while stocking nappies. It was a sad indictment of the Disneyland the place had by then become: plenty of money for some, but losing its authentic soul. Wordsworth’s been a long time dead and though he’s still worshipped daily in St Oswald’s churchyard, by the tour busses, all that he worshipped has surely turned to dust. We drove home fast, and with the windows down.
But that old blog piece also reminds me how I stopped to rest by Little Brownhoe Gill, just before tackling the ridge up Tarn Crag. It was where I finally worked out what that line in William Henry Davies’ poem “Leisure” means: streams full of stars, like skies at night. You’ve only to take a little time to stand and stare, and there they are. In broad daylight.
2010 is a long time ago, and there’s been a lot of water down Brownhoe Gill since then, though it feels like only yesterday. But then every decent walk in the Lakes, the Dales, or anywhere, was only yesterday, though that yesterday might have been forty years ago. The normal rules of the universe don’t apply, we tie our bootlaces, and step off into a timeless place of beauty. For today’s yesterday then, we have a straight forward walk, up the Easedale road, then Easedale beck as it tumbles down the fell in a series of rushing falls.

There’s been a lot of rain over the past few weeks, and the beck is boisterous in the shallows, thundering over the rocks. The deciduous trees are still bare, but the yews are a lush green in the sunlight, and the hollies are glossy, berries red and almost luminous. The most dramatic cascade, and what’s been drawing the crowds up from Grasmere since the Victorian Romantics, is Sourmilk Ghyll. It’s one of two to be so named in the district I know of, the other being in Seathwaite.

We have clear skies today, and it’s warm in the sun. The beck is sparkling, and gin-clear. It’s still only mid-morning, and the footfall on the path is light. It’ll be different by midday. There’s a little waterfall every five minutes that draws us aside to fiddle about with the camera, or just to stand and stare. The water-colourist Heaton Cooper described the essence of the district as rocks and light and running water. It’s a phrase that always comes to mind when I’m here, and for obvious reasons.

Above the falls, Easedale Tarn comes suddenly into view. Here, the roar of water falls away into a vacuum of silence. There’s not a breath of wind, and the tarn is a mirror for the backdrop of fells, their lower flanks all rusty, giving way to runs of scree and frozen free-falls of rock towards the craggy tops. Tarn Crag is beautifully lit by late morning sun, and very tempting. I did once pick a line to the summit from here, but I can’t trace it now and, like my last walk, up Rivington Pike, I’ve still not the puff for it. Instead, we head to the far end, looking to perhaps circumnavigate it, but the faint ways here are overcome by water running down from the fells, swelling the boggy bits, and all the becks are in spate, making crossings difficult. I’m not that attached to the idea, though, just glad to be bumbling about. So, we bumble on up the valley a little for the view of Belle’s Knott.
Beyond Belle’s Knott, and a little jink to the right, lies Coledale Tarn, which I’ve only visited once, and I’m wondering about heading up to it. As an objective, I’ve often felt the Lake District tarns are as worthy as its summit cairns, each with its own character, but I’ve only got five hours on the ticket. Any more than that, and it would have cost me eight quid. And again, I’m really not that attached to anything today. So we sit a while by the beck, listening to the music of it instead. It’s not how I imagined the trip turning out, but I am glad to be here, and to be reminded of just how beautiful, how special this landscape is. The main routes in the Lakes, like this one, have always seen a lot of footfalls, and that can be frustrating, even on a midweek morning, but you’ve only to slip away from them for five minutes to find secret places, and to experience the intimate magic of it.
We make our leisurely descent via Easedale, arriving back at the car with enough time on the ticket for a brew in the sunshine. I’ve brought my own brew in a Thermos. Heaven knows what they charge for a coffee in Grasmere, now, if it’s 50p even to pee. That would have been an easy walk, once, but a tough one today. I can feel myself bone tired, and the feet are sore. It’s true, then, a mild dose of COVID might only knock you out for a few days, but it’ll leave you empty for months.
Just over seven miles and fourteen hundred feet of ascent.

I leave the last word to William Henry Davies, on the subject of seeking beauty:
Cold winds can never freeze, nor thunder sour
The cup of cheer that Beauty draws for me
Out of those Azure heavens and this green earth —
I drink and drink, and thirst the more I see
It’s difficult, as you say, Michael – finding authenticity in the Lakes. But it is here, you just have to pick the right times of day! Nice piece. Thank you.
Thank you, Steve. Indeed, you’re right. There is still authenticity, and beyond the fell gates a sublime beauty. It was wonderful to see it again.
Cracking photos Michael. Lovely post.
Dookes
Thank you, Dookes. It was a grand day out.
It looks as though unplanned plan C was still worthwhile. 😊
Thank you, Tanja. Sometimes the best plans are the ones we make up as we go along.
I agree. It’s good to remain flexible.
Morning Michael,
I have found that too much planning builds expectations which when (inevitably) don’t work out leads to disappointment, depression, but mostly anger.
Leaving plans loose and being adventurous makes for a far better result. The one thing that generation X or Z or the latest has taught me is the wonderful use of the term “Whatever”.
Society (English society) really is going to Hell in a handbasket, Americanisation through greed, through Hollywood TV, through selfishness, through arrogance and fear has changed us. Not for the better.
Life has the most wonderful way of showing us the truth. Compare English Princess Catherine to American Princess Meghan for details. It would be nice if people took the lesson to heart, but whatever.
I head away from the main routes, away from the ‘tourist’ spots, and find footpaths that no one else uses. An old ruined brick-kiln tucked away in a wood is not Stonehenge, but I can at least contemplate it in peace without paying for parking or to take a pee. (The bush said thank you.)
–
“When you reach the heart of life you shall find beauty in all things, even in the eyes that are blind to beauty.”
–
Please keep walking and writing. I look forward to every episode.
Thank you. I shall walk as long as I’m able, and probably well beyond what my children think advisable. I’m of the same opinion regarding plans – best kept flexible or non-existent. The most interesting and instructive times are when plans go awry. I can also assure you, somewhere in the hills above Grasmere, there is a grateful bush.
Like you Michael I haven’t been up to the Lakes since 2019. Ended up on that day in the Gingerbread shop in Grasmere before escaping to the fells over to Langdale. Not in a rush to return, I wouldn’t know where to park in Grasmere.
I’d forgotten the Gingerbread shop. Sam Read’s bookshop is still going, but I guess it’s the tourists we should thank for that. I don’t think I’ll be returning to Grasmere any time soon.
This really urges me to get out onto the hills. Thank you Michael.
Pity your original plans didn’t work out.
I have mixed feelings about Grasmere. It certainly isn’t a “real” place but it’s a handy place for starting walks on the fells and I can get there in an hour and a half – M6 willing. And Sam Reads always good for a browse. As for car parking, personally I don’t resent paying and contributing to the local economy and it is cheaper than parking in central Manchester. But I know I’m probably a minority.
It is a handy centre for a variety of good walking, and for all my grumbling I keep going back. There was notice to say the parking fee goes to local upkeep, rather than some distant corporate parking conglomerate. I’ll have another go at Troutbeck, but it’ll have to be a much earlier start than I’m used to these days.