July turns uncompromisingly hot, and the humidity creeps up. These are the days when even modest tasks outdoors raise an uncomfortable sweat. It was after 11:00 pm last night before the air thinned to a pleasant coolness, but it was back up to twenty two degrees by 8:00 am this morning, already thick and heavy with the humidity once more – another scorcher in the making.
I was driving to work, shirt sleeves rolled up, and with the windows down, something I normally only do on the return in the evening, when the car’s had all day to bake out on the softening Tarmac of the work’s car park. I should have taken the Mazda, topless, except she’s not for the commute, unless the commute is on a Friday and the weather’s fine. Then she can kick the weekend off, and I can drive her home by way of Rivington for lunch, like I plan on doing tomorrow. To risk a chauvinistic metaphor, and a black eye from the Lady Graeme, Mazzy is my mistress; I don’t waste her ironing my shirts.
Instead I took the Vauxhall, old Grumpy. I’m afraid he’s not wearing very well. At only seven years old his door bottoms are starting to rot out like cars used to do in the bad old days. He exceeded his six year anti perforation warranty by a year, which is either good design, or bad, depending on whether you’re a buyer or a seller.
With sound bodywork and regular servicing you can keep a modern car going indefinitely, and you rarely see a rotten car these days, even cars of twelve or fifteen years old will polish up like new, but grumpy’s cards are definitely marked. I’ll get another few years out of him, but by then the doors will have well and truly rotted through, and he’ll most likely be bubbling up all tired and ugly in other places too. I can almost hear the dealer tut-tutting when I offer him for trade in – unlike the dealer who was all smiles and reassurance when I bought him.
It’s a pity. He’s had his moments, his occasional, spectacular mechanical failure, and he’s managed to ruin most of the holidays we’ve ever had in him. Sure, I’ve cursed him, but I’ve also grown to like him. If I want to get somewhere far away in comfort and in quiet, he’s your guy, that 1.8 litre engine pulling like a thoroughbred, and the automatic box to smooth away the miles – usually, anyway; he just doesn’t like going on holiday. He was raised as a commuter mule, and that’s all he seems to want to do.
The aircon failed a couple of years ago. No one I took it to could fathom the problem, except to say it would probably cost about £500 to fix. It’s a nice thing to have, aircon, but for the few weeks a year we get when you really need it, like we’re enjoying now, I’m happy to wind the window down instead. That £500 fixed Mazzy’s brakes, which was money better spent, I think.
It touched twenty seven degrees by tea time yesterday. Grumpy was rattling on the way home, pre ignition pinking. I could hear it with the windows down, the sound coming back at me, reflected off tall buildings and walls. I plugged him in and ran a diagnostic on the ‘Droid, but no fault codes came up. He just runs very hot, so nothing to worry about, I think – not yet anyway. But I won’t be taking him on holiday next week, just in case. We’ll take the Lady Graeme’s car, which is newer, and her aircon still works!
He sits out on the drive now, covered in the dust of ten thousand miles – I mean since I last washed him. Then there’s that thin, greasy traffic film and a low sun picking out the smeary streaks across the inside of the windscreen. His doors bear the scars of other doors banged into him in parking bays. He’s hung with cobwebs that trail the fluffy bobs of blown seeds, and there’s a green lichen growing on the undersurfaces of the mirror housings, where dew lingers.
I’ll give him a wash tomorrow, perhaps a bit of a polish up as well, taking care not to burst the paint where he’s bubbling through. It won’t make him last any longer, but he might feel a little better, and look a little less hot, and tired, and grumpy.
You do write beautifully Michael – and I really wish you well with the (new) Mazda – a good choice !..I’ve probably sent you to sleep with with this before but…We swapped our 20 year-old Volvo 960 (mileage 219000 – the head blew in Ilkley in 2012) for an 18 year old Volvo 850 2.5 litre 5cyl auto estate with 94000 – body perfect apart from the usual small dents and scratches – but no rust – and Everything Just Works! – including the 4 (yes 4) 1994 Bosch computers…
It’s a pain to work on being a transverse engine – no more climbing in with the motor like in the old 4cyl redblock – and it’s pretty fast with 170bhp – does between 23-30 mpg.
It cost me £650 –
You might just consider a Volvo V70/S70 – to replace the good old Vauxhall – just a suggestion
I bought it from an Otley Folk Singer – Patsy Matheson – Her music is as good as her car – I think you might just like her (but then I like Charles Ives) http://www.patsymatheson.co.uk/
Cooling down on Sunday I hear – Where I come from (Greenock) we rarely saw the sun – I don’t like it much either!
Stay out of harm’s way Michael
Jim
Hi Jim,
Good to hear from you!
I checked Patsy Matheson out and I do like her music. Good to hear her old Volvo is still going strong. I have wondered about another Volvo for next time – I drove three 340’s into the ground and loved each of them.
It would be good if it managed to cool down but without raining as I’m away in the Lakes for a week from tomorrow. I’m not going in the Mazda – not enough room in the boot for the luggage. We’ll be taking the wife’s Corsa – at least its aircon still works.
All the best JIm,
Regards
Michael
My 1996 Toyota Corolla runs like the day I bought it, with 245,000 miles on it. I think it will still be running when I am dead and gone.
245,000! That’s amazing -just goes to show. My replacement for the Vauxhall is looking like a Toyota, or Jim’s Volvo.